• Wife.....

    woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
    A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..

    What do u say????????? ??  





    A Man before marriage is - Superman.
    After Marriage - Gentleman.
    5 Years Later - Watchman.
    10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

     
     


    Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

    Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
    KHUSH RAHO

     
     
    Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
    Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!


     
     
    Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
    B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".  


    A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
    He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''
     





    Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
    Manager: "What can I do?
    Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."  


     


     
     
     
    Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!  


     
     


     
     
    Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
    Good Luck!


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