• NEVER underestimate the intelligence of a woman.

    NEVER underestimate the intelligence of a woman.

    A husband, just before he was to die, said to his wife "When I die I
    want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
    to take my money into the afterlife with me"

    And so he got his wife to promise him that with all her heart, when he
    died, she would put all his money in the casket with him.........Well
    he died.

    He was stretched out in the casket.....his wife was sitting there in
    black and her friend was sitting next to her. When the ceremony ended
    and just before the undertakers were to shut the casket she said "Wait
    a minute".

    She had a box with her....she walked over and put the box in the
    casket and the undertaker closed and locked the casket and they rolled
    the casket away.

    The wife's girlfriend leaned over and whispered to the wife "Girl I
    know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your
    husband"

    The wife answered...."I'm a Christian and I can't go back on my word.
    I promised him I would put all the money in with him"

    The girlfriend looks at the wife and says.....'you mean you really did
    put all the money inside the casket with him?!"

    The wife said "I sure did....I wrote a check......and if he can cash
    it.... he can spend it!!"

    Moral of the story? NEVER EVER underestimate the intelligence of a woman.

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  • Are you black or white?

    Mr. Black's befitting reply (humorous one - Of course) had me in laughter. Hope all of you will like (and somewhat agree with) it too.


    Dear white fella
    Couple things you should know
    When I born, I black
    When I grow up, I black
    When I go in sun, I black
    When I cold, I black
    When I scared, I black
    When I sick, I black
    And when I die, I still black.

    You white fella
    When you born, you pink
    When you grow up, you white
    When you go in sun, you red
    When you cold, you blue
    When you scared, you yellow
    When you sick, you green
    And when you die, you grey.
    And you have the cheek to call me coloured?

    - Anonymous


    P.S. Out of the blue comes the question: why in our society (desi [that too only Girls]) being fair-colored is a priviledged situation?


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