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Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband.
Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!

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Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend:
Why?
Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.