• Funny One liners

    1. SSC + HSC + BCOM + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

    2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

    4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

    5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

    6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 
    minute song in Hindi movie.

    7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + 
    own production company = Kajol

    8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

    9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.

    10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

    11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

    12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

    13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

    14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

    15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

    16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four 
    hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace =

    One sooraj Barjataya Film

    **********

    & the winner is .........

    One S/W engineer + No work = Many forwards...........!!!!


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