• Awesome SMS jokes

    Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
    A.
    Moti-vating!!!

    Q. What is the
    difference between WATCH & WIFE?
    A
    . Ek Bigadti hai to  'BANDH ' ho jati hai....Doosri Bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai 
     


    Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka
    BLOOD GROUP ek hi hai.
    A .. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.


    Q. What's the similarity between  MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
    A
    . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'


    Q. Ek admi ne
    sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye
    A
    . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?


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1 comments:

  1. SMS Jokes says:

    There have been an increasing number of online users these days and SMS has become so popular.

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