Funny

• If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

• I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

• Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect.......
so why practice?

• If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


• Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

• Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

• One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

• Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

• Love the neighbor.
But don't get caught.

• Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.