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    Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.

    Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
    Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
    Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
    Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !


    Sincere Apology

    Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
    then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

    What is a girl friend?

    What is a girl friend?
    Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
    multiplication of enemies & division of friends


    newtons law of romance

    newtons law of romance:- love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
    it can only be changed from one girl friend to another...

    breakfast

    breakfast= can't eat bcoz i think of u. -
    lunch= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
    dinner= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
    bedtime * can't sleep bcoz..... - i am so hungry!:.... ....

    A rose exclusively

    A rose exclusively for a nice person like u 4m an ever nice person like me.
    Keep the rose until it's dry, keep my friendship until I die.

    Knowing a friend like u

    Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways
    And if Ever I Have to Let you go..
    I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

    Dictionary is the only place

    Dictionary is the only place where death comes b4 life,
    sucess b4 work & divorce b4 marriage,
    but best part is friend comes b4 relatives.

    There r 8 billion people around the world

    There r 8 billion people around the world. I don't know why I keep on
    messaging u.
    may be because 7999999999 can't replace a single friend like u.

    one day Love and friendship met

    one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why
    are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the
    tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no
    scope for tears if your friend is good.

    When the time comes for you

    When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure
    that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken
    hearts have no spare parts.

    I've seen angels in the sky

    I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen
    things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen
    anything sweeter than you!

    bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.

    bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi
    zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say
    zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

    If love were to be taxed,

    If love were to be taxed,
    I would be the highest tax payer.

    you can't buy Love

    you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily

    Common sense

    Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

    Promises are like babies

    Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver

    You need Money

    You need Money to call someone Honey.

    I should be more Affectionate

    My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.

    Definitions :
    Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
    Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
    and kills by his bills.

    LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy

    WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever


    i håtê Smî|îÑg

    i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show
    î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé
    tó SaY gooDbYê...

    Don't regret

    Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and
    say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

    Love makes life

    Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

    Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep

    Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better
    Than A Dream.

    No one is too young for love

    No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your
    mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age..

    Love is like a cloud

    Love is like a cloud.... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and
    everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found
    love when I found U.

    It hurts to love someone

    It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts
    more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know
    how you feel.

    It takes a minute to have a crush,

    It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day
    to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

    I'm scared to fall in love,

    I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I
    fall in love... it never seems to last.

    People say you only fall in love once,

    People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I
    fall in love all over again

    Love is to think

    Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think
    about yourself.

    There are times when I fall in love with someone new

    There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always
    seem to find myself back in love with you.

    The hardest thing

    The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

    Meeting you was fate

    Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in
    love with you was completely out of my control.

    Always draw a circle

    Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart
    because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

    I'd rather be hated

    I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not

    Trying to forget someone

    Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone
    you never knew.

    Dance like no one's watching

    Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like
    you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.

    LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD

    LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.

    You showed me how it is to be loved

    You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1
    day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms
    again.

    There's a warmth in my heart

    There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur
    side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple
    is true, I love you.

    I feel something in my heart

    I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I
    see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because
    I LOVE YOU!

    LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr

    LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR
    RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE
    EaCh OtHEr...

    FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT,

    FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN
    DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

    Without humor, life sux. Without courage

    Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love,
    life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

    True love is like ghosts

    True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

    Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy

    Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like,
    Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u
    fAll iN love...

    A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh

    A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd
    iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

    Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme

    Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the
    end of time...

    Cherish the person you love,

    Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them
    because you won't know how important they are until they are out of
    your life...

    It's hard to find someone

    It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find
    someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let
    go.

    It is not being in love

    It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love
    with YOU that makes me happy.

    TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD

    TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy,
    caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

    I love you not because of who you are

    I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I
    am with you.

    Never frown

    Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is
    falling in love with your smile.

    A memory lasts forever

    A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay
    together and never say good bye.

    Meeting you was fate

    Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in
    love with you was completely out of my control.

    God created men first

    God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

    The hardest thing

    The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

    There are times when I fall in love

    There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always
    seem to find myself back in love with you.

    Love is to think about someone

    Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think
    about yourself.

    If the only possible

    If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll
    sleep forever.

    You asked me who I liked

    You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant
    was no one but you.

    Looking back on all these years

    Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I
    never want these memories to fade.

    I'm crazy for you

    I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never
    wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my
    kiss, I'm crazy for you.

    I cry 4 the times U were almost mine.

    I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left
    behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the
    times I thought I had U.

    People say you only fall in love once

    People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I
    fall in love all over again.

    Once Upon a Time,

    Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing
    that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day
    I met you.

    A million words would not bring you back

    A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried.
    Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.

    You don't love a woman

    You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful
    because you love her.

    You come to love not by finding the perfect person

    You come to love not by finding the perfect person but by seeing an
    imperfect person perfectly.

    I have no regrets

    I have no regrets i will never regret loving some one because the
    feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt.

    Expect the people you love to be better

    Expect the people you love to be better it helps them to become better
    But you don't get upset when they fail it helps them keep trying

    Many a man in love with a dimple

    Many a man in love with a dimple mistake the mistake if marrying the whole girl.

    Love is giving some one

    Love is giving some one the ability of destroy You and trusting them not to do.

    Men love because they are afraid of themselves

    Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the
    loneliness that lives in them, and need some one in whom they can lose
    themselves, as smoke loses itself in the sky .

    the hardest thing in life

    the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

    Tears in my eyes

    Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how
    much I love you

    Love is as a war

    Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

    I would like to be a tear

    I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your
    cheeks and dieing on your lips.

    I feel something in my heart

    I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I
    see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because
    I LOVE YOU!.…

    Falling in love is when she falls

    Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in
    your dreams !

    The day that I'll die

    The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize
    angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.

    I miss you ... I need you

    I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love
    you ... more than words ... can ever say.

    Love is hard and will always be

    Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and
    that one is ME !

    It must have been a rainy day

    It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really
    rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

    If your heart was a prison

    If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

    If a big fat man creeps

    If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you
    into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for
    christmas!

    To the whole world you are somebody

    To the whole world you are somebody..... but to me , you are the whole world

    If you are mad at me

    If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

    The world is so more beautiful

    The world is so more beautiful with you around!

    Lonely?

    Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I
    wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

    a sweet little rabbit

    (\_/)
    (=.=)
    (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

    Kiss me

    Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

    Like a rose needs water

    Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs
    a pen, I need you!!

    If the world was made of paper

    If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write
    everywhere that I like you!

    A butterfly needs its wings

    A butterfly needs its wings .... an icebear needs cold weather and I
    ... I need you!

    Love...

    Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one
    … forever ....

    I love you!

    I love you! From the earth till the moon!

    I hope that you finally understand

    I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the
    end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

    What is a flower without the sun

    What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky.
    What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

    Of all the friends I've ever met

    Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I
    die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

    If I would get a rose

    If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend
    every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you

    I love two things

    I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you
    the rest of my life

    Love is......

    Love is....... to love more and more each day....

    I want to share everything with you

    I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments,
    every single second of the day.

    Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2

    Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur
    eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

    Arre..listen. . 2ppl were askin me

    Arre..listen. . 2ppl were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur
    address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY &
    HAPPINES.!!!

    I miss you so

    I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I
    miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

    I am looking for a word

    I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am
    looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am
    looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are
    the best !!!

    When the night comes

    When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star,
    don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true,
    'cause I did it and I found you!

    If the people we love are stolen

    If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have
    them live on is to never stop
    lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


    I wanted to send

    I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

    What I feel for you

    What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so.
    When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only
    one for me?

    That I love you is no wonder

    That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me,
    that is very special.

    What is a flower without the sun

    What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky.
    What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

    Women admire a man

    Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

    Without love I cannot live

    Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

    When a heart is the sign of love

    When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when
    walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in
    love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

    You are always in my heart

    You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in
    the whole world that makes me feel this way.

    I miss you so, here around me

    I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I
    miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

    Love is sweet poison

    Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise
    .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark
    place.

    Love is Pure

    Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can't cure

    You are like the sunshine so warm

    You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you
    are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

    You must be a good runner

    You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
    you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am
    always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

    By following my heart

    By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something
    back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

    There are thousands of roses on this world

    There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every
    rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

    I have the

    I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
    "E",... so pls can I have "U"?


    If you fall in river there is a boat

    If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is
    rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

    Kiss is not like Nokia

    Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People .. Kiss is not like
    Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More ..
    But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

    You look so fine

    You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine

    Do you believe in love

    Do you believe in love at first sight ... or do I have to walk by again??

    If U delete this message

    If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats
    bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
    So what u gonna do with It?


    L O V E ..

    L = Lake of Sorrows ..
    O = Ocean of Tears ..
    V = Valley of Death ..
    E = End of life.....

    Don't waste your time

    Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their
    time on you.

    FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT

    FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN
    DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

    LovE is Not HoW LonG

    LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR
    RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE
    EaCh OtHEr...

    i håtê Smî|îÑg

    i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show
    î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé
    tó SaY gooDbYê...

    Don't regret what you've did

    Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and
    say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

    Every girl wants one guy to meet

    Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants
    all the girls to meet his one need.

    Last night I hugged my pillow

    Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday
    I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

    Girls are like phones

    Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you
    press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

    Love makes life so confusing

    Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

    Don't cry because it's over

    Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

    Under the sea

    Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope.
    In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words...
    'Forget me not'

    When u were born

    When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling..
    Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and
    everyone round u is crying..

    A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh

    A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT....
    WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

    Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy

    Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like,
    Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u
    fAll iN love...

    Without humor, life sux

    Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love,
    life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

    LovE is Not HoW LonG

    LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR
    RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE
    EaCh OtHEr...

    Heart could only Love 4 a while

    Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U
    can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see
    ur name on my mobile.!

    Love is like a bird

    Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it
    slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't
    Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!

    wen i go wrong

    wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need
    ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short "YA HATH
    MUJHE DE DE THAKUR"

    Be smart

    Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

    You can fall from a mountain

    You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way
    to fall,is to fall in love with me.

    Dont" keep me in ur eyes

    Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears keep me in ur heart, so
    that ur every "Heart Beat" may remainds u thats there is "someone 4
    u".

    Ap ka payara

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